Beautifully absurd tributes
For the moments too absurd for flowers.
Create a personalized, mock-serious tribute for the people and milestones that deserve to be remembered with just a little more theatre.
Personalized by you. Reviewed by you. Ready to send in minutes.
A fond remembrance
Beloved gym bro, survived by three unused protein tubs.
“Some messages need more than a card.”
No shipping. No fuss. Just ceremony.
Made from the details only they have.
Review before the group chat sees it.
How it works
A short form for a long memory.
The format is simple. The result is never generic.
Start a Birthday Send off- 01
Name the occasion
A birthday, a breakup, a resignation, or the end of a suspiciously long gym phase.
- 02
Give us the lore
Add the habits, nicknames, minor scandals, and very specific details that make it theirs.
- 03
Send with ceremony
Review the tribute, then share the finished performance wherever the occasion is unfolding.
Simple pricing
Pay for the occasion, not another subscription.
For everyday milestones and the occasional wildly unnecessary farewell.
One-off
For one person who has earned a proper ceremony.
$5one time
- 1 personalized send-off
- Written tribute
- Narrated send-off delivery
- Share-ready card
Best for repeat occasions
Occasion pack
Keep a few in reserve for an eventful group-chat calendar.
$12one time
- 3 personalized send-offs
- Written tributes
- Narrated send-off delivery
- Share-ready cards
Before you send
Questions, respectfully observed.
Their moment is waiting
Make the thing they immediately send on.
A few personal details become a tribute with enough ceremony for the birthday thread, farewell chat, or recovery squad.
Create their Birthday Send off